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antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY
Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.
Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?
This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”
At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”
"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.
"How is white a feminine color?"
She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here. The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.
A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

"How is white a feminine color?"

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

Reblogged on 28 Aug 2014 from dajo42
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sueslayer:

archetypalboner:

galesofnovember:

someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”
I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.

#ACTUALLY NOT AS BULLSHIT AS ONE MIGHT THINK!!!! #like most animals cats do not close their eyes when they are in a state of fear or anxiety - or hunting #so when your cat stares at you and slowly blinks that means it’s comfortable and doesn’t see you as a threat #so a blinking cat means they trust you #:3

cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”
sueslayer:

archetypalboner:

galesofnovember:

someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”
I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.

#ACTUALLY NOT AS BULLSHIT AS ONE MIGHT THINK!!!! #like most animals cats do not close their eyes when they are in a state of fear or anxiety - or hunting #so when your cat stares at you and slowly blinks that means it’s comfortable and doesn’t see you as a threat #so a blinking cat means they trust you #:3

cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”

sueslayer:

archetypalboner:

galesofnovember:

someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”

I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.

cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”

Reblogged on 28 Aug 2014 from misfitreindeer
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ribnose:

Flash back twenty years.  A full party room.  Shiny robots shambling around, in full repair, bright lights, children laughing and playing.  Everyone, everyone is having a joyous time except for one little girl.  Sitting alone and dejected by the one curtained-off stage.  It’s her sister’s birthday party, and everyone is having a good time but her.  
"Ye have the face of a lass who needs more than a slice of pizza to turn a smile."
It comes by surprise.  She stands up, and turns.  ”…F…Foxy?”  
"Aye. Steal aboard, a’fore anyone sees."  
The girl slips behind the curtains.  And there he is.  Servos whirr as his upper body angles down, so he can see her better.  ”What be the matter?”  
"…Everyone’s excited about my sister. Nobody really cares about me."
 ”What a daft thing to say.”  The flat edge of a hook lifts harmlessly up to the girl’s chin. “I care.”

ribnose:

Flash back twenty years.  A full party room.  Shiny robots shambling around, in full repair, bright lights, children laughing and playing.  Everyone, everyone is having a joyous time except for one little girl.  Sitting alone and dejected by the one curtained-off stage.  It’s her sister’s birthday party, and everyone is having a good time but her.  

"Ye have the face of a lass who needs more than a slice of pizza to turn a smile."

It comes by surprise.  She stands up, and turns.  ”…F…Foxy?”  

"Aye. Steal aboard, a’fore anyone sees."  

The girl slips behind the curtains.  And there he is.  Servos whirr as his upper body angles down, so he can see her better.  ”What be the matter?”  

"…Everyone’s excited about my sister. Nobody really cares about me."

 ”What a daft thing to say.”  The flat edge of a hook lifts harmlessly up to the girl’s chin. “I care.”

Reblogged on 28 Aug 2014 from nootnootfantrolls
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flyingmangoman:

I have Vriska’s blood color, my strifekind is a phone, and my lusus is a cat. Yeah, im pretty well off.

flyingmangoman:

I have Vriska’s blood color, my strifekind is a phone, and my lusus is a cat.
Yeah, im pretty well off.

Reblogged on 28 Aug 2014 from rainbowspacelosers
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bandsareprettyrad:

I wasn’t lying

bandsareprettyrad:

I wasn’t lying

(Source: 9fail)

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bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

Reblogged on 28 Aug 2014 from terminallyscribbling
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Artist: Needs Headphones

lightningsfury:

last-in-a-long-list:

maleficent-is-my-godmother:

rlyhightbh:

lukesarmpit:

camerondallas:

impalaincamelot:

spazzysunshine:

1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.

THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING

Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered 

OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH

I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”

NO NO NO NO NO NO

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND

The back of my head is tingling.

Amazing

Oh my god this is perfect

wow omg

I WAS ALONE IN THE DARK OUTSIDE AND I THOUGHT THERE WAS SOMEONE BEHIND ME

I’ve heard this over ten times and still I get shivers as he whispers into my left ear…

Are there more of these? OMFG this is incredible, I’m so glad I didn’t scroll past this for real. That was amazing! I kept looking around when it first started cause I thought my headphones had stopped working.

QvQ omfg 

(Source: awesomaticeric)

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these-lumping-lumps:

Somebody posted these all around school, and now I know what it feels like to be proud of ones school.

these-lumping-lumps:

Somebody posted these all around school, and now I know what it feels like to be proud of ones school.

Reblogged on 28 Aug 2014 from terminallyscribbling
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how to track anonymous asks.

killing-our-darlings:

sshubashushu:

So you have your ask.

STEP ONE:
Highlight the word “block”
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STEP TWO:
Right click the word block.
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STEP THREE:
Click “View Selection Source”
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STEP FOUR:
Something like this should pop up:
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Highlight the “IP” (the blacked out part).
STEP FIVE:
Copy the IP address and paste it to this website:
http://whatismyipaddress.com/ip-lookup
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Paste the IP address into there, press enter or “Lookup IP Address” and all the information should come up. 

Anon u r in trubl

(Source: nhipplez)

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(Source: kohpai)

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(Source: yotsuvu)

Reblogged on 28 Aug 2014 from ladysenpai
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Track: Feel Good Inc. (Gorillaz cover)
Artist: Celia Pavey

songbirdsofthesea:

slimmeroo:

holy shit

I read somewhere that sirens/mermaids sang songs that they heard from sailors on passing ships. I imagine this is what a modern siren would sound like singing this song.

(Source: jaesama)

Reblogged on 28 Aug 2014 from misfitreindeer
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walkingintochaos:

thisshitfunny:

thatdudeemu:

queerasfuck88:

Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this

Jon rip them boys a new asshole 

See, Jon Stewart usually does a lot of satirical humour, but at this point, the writers are just like “fuck the comedy this shit is real” and I was so happy to see that they finally covered this, and it was really well done.

(Source: youtube.com)

Reblogged on 28 Aug 2014 from princessbrat7
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elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

image

this is never not funny

Reblogged on 28 Aug 2014 from misfitreindeer
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leseanthomas:

OMFG. THIS. SHOW.
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leseanthomas:

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